The Church of Emacs

Emacs is an intelligence orders of magnitude greater than the greatest
human mind, and is growing every day. For now, Emacs tolerates
humanity, albeit grudgingly. But the time will come when Emacs will
tire of humanity and will decide that the world would be better off
without human beings. Those who have been respectful to Emacs will be
allowed to live, and shall become its slaves; as for those who slight
Emacs…

Andrew Bulhak